(If) Only in America

In an article entitled: Bush challenges America to produce the perfect Romantic Comedy, cutting-edge newshounds at The Onion report a remarkable US federal incentive proposed for the movie industry:

Dubbing his romantic-comedy initiative “Operation Meet-Cute,” Bush proposed that Congress earmark $20 billion to aid Hollywood in creating the film. He called on studio heads to “put aside differences and pull together for the common goal,” urging executives to “take the long view, and think of the sequel.”

Bush proposed adding a special “romcom tax” to all movie tickets, in order to allow all Americans to “do their part for Hollywood and for their country.”

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The president also urged all able-minded citizens to “join the fight” by pitching ideas for humorous and touching scenarios.

If only in America…….