It’s pure violence and stupidity. The movie is supposed to teach us that the education of our children will mean the future of our planet. All the action scenes had a goal: They were supposed to be driven by either a metaphysical point of view or experience for the characters… instead parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24.
Which critic would pan the film so? Um, the Director actually.
Babylon AD tells the story of a mercenary (Diesel) in the year 2019 who is hired to transport a woman and her guardian from the collapsed and anarchic New Serbia (natch!) to New York. Throw in a pregnant virgin, a gun-toting nun, some creepy cyber-techy stuff (impants, clones, passports injected under the skin – yikes) and a nasty cultish religious order, and you at least had the a possibility of a decent film.
But in spite of some great set pieces in a collapsing world, some decent CGI and the brooding presence of chunky XXX himself, the final cut is disjointed, chaotic and essentially disinteresting. At least it’s short, though it would appear that the movie’s brevity – at anywhere between 15 and 70 minutes slashed by the studio from the director’s cut – is very much part of the problem. No wonder the Director was pissed.
Babylon AD shot in Prague and Ostrava in the Czech Republic, with the desperate evacuation across the bering Strait actually picked up in Norrbotten Ian, on the Gulf of Bothnia in the northern Lappland part of Sweden.