Johnny Depp and scary Angelina get silly in this light euro-cop caper called The Tourist. The movie has us traipsing along between Paris to Venice on the trail of a mysterious master criminal; Angie is the criminal’s glam ex and she is the only clue to his whereabouts. Johnny is a hapless bystander – the “tourist” of the title – who’s swept up into the drama.

So, it’s a pretty ok film, I quite enjoyed it actually. Having said that, I am still not convinced by Ms. Jolie-Pitt; I can’t help but believe she’s made a deal with Satan in return for her stratospheric fame. The hotel in Venice, if you’re interested, is actually Palazzo Pisani Moretta.